Time 2 Lighten Up A Bit:
Okay, this can be heavy stuff so here is one of my favorit jokes. It is very off-color
but we are all adults here, right? Anyway if you are very prudish , startg on your letter...the rest of you gather 'round.
You see, this bunch of bikers are hanging around there favorite dive bar late at night when this
incredibly old lady pulls up on a Harley. She looks like the Crypt Keeper with a silver Eva Gabor wig on and she's
got biker leather on, head to toe,
"Hey Boys, I wanna' join your biker gang. How's about it?"
The bikers bust a gut laughing until Paolo, the biker leader, hushes them up and huddles.
"Hey guys, lets have some fun with the old lady, okay."
"Yea, old lady, sure, you can join our biker gang...but first you have to take a test to
make sure your BAD enough." Paulo scowled.
"Sure, bring it on boys. I'm the toughest granny this side of Encino."
She cackled back to the biker boss.
"Okay old lady, first question: Have you ever drank cheap wine?" Paolo
sniggered.
"DRINK CHEAP WINE...shit boy I drink Wild Turkey from a broken bottle with my muffins at
breakfast! It's cheap if you steal it." She cackled.
"Wooo, okay old lady you are tough..." Paolo mocked, then thought of a tougher question. "Okay,
but have you ever...smoked pot?"
The old lady laughed, "I smoke pot, I grow pot and I SELL POT TO KIDS AT THE DAYCARE CENTER...TOUGH
ENOUGH COMPADRE?"
Now Paolo was taken aback. He pulled his biker buds together, "Hmmm, this ones gonna
have to be real tough..."
"Okay old lady, if you wanna be in our biker gang, one more question. Have you ever
been picked up by the Fuzz?"
She looked perplexed, then she looked up.
"Well no...but I've been swung around by the tits a few times!"